HI I AM LEVIN!





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I AM LEVIN SCHERSVANSKITTY!!





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I AM LEVIN SCHERSVANSKITTY.

VERY FAMOUS GUY, RIDER OF BICYCLES





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I AM LEVIN SCHERSVANSKITTY.

VERY FAMOUS GUY, RIDER OF BICYCLES

PROBABLY YOU HEARD OF ME. NOT THIS OTHER GUY 'BEN'

I JUST MAKE HIM UP FOR JOKE

HA HA HA




I TELL YOU SECRET ABOUT HIM...





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I AM LEVIN SCHERSVANSKITTY.

VERY FAMOUS GUY, RIDER OF BICYCLES

PROBABLY YOU HEARD OF ME. NOT THIS OTHER GUY 'BEN'

I JUST MAKE HIM UP FOR JOKE

HA HA HA




I TELL YOU SECRET ABOUT HIM...



HE CANNOT DO EVEN ONE BICYCLE TRICK





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About

I am a novelist and programmer living in Portland, OR. I have two novels out: Couch and Sherwood Nation. (See the Works page for recent publications.)

A few of my many other projects can be seen from my other site ideacog.net. eg: I published a poetry journal out of gumball capsule machines with Laura Moulton, ran city-wide alternate reality games, and took part in a campaign to free a Guantanamo inmate, Adel Hamad (Project Hamad) with Laura and David Naimon. I have mild face-blindness , along with these others — ie: if I at first don't seem to recognize you, I probably need some context. Some year I will finally be fluent in Spanish. I’m also the founder and CTO of the startup Walker Tracker. I’m married to the writer & artist Laura Moulton .

Contact me at twitter @sparkwatson or ben@ideacog.net

For rights inquiries, I'm represented by ⭐️ Brenna English-Loeb of Janklow & Nesbit.




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